My Spring Break has been productively unproductive

Do you ask why has my spring break been productively unproductive? Because I've been home for a week and haven't done a damn thing worth mentioning in my "What I did over Spring Break" essay. My essay, if I had to write one, would consist of I sat around the house being a lazy a**, going to bed at 3:00 AM, waking up at 10:30-11:00 AM and starting the cycle over again with naps between waking up and going to sleep. At least I know it wouldn't bore anyone...it would be to short to!

If you haven't been living under a rock, then you might have heard that Ashton Kutcher was in a race to beat CNNbrk to a million followers on twitter. It took the twitosphere by storm over the last few days, and for a while it looked like CNN would beat Ashton...but the interneters and their love for everything being accessible and at their fingertips pervailed and we got Kutcher to a million before CNN!


TAKE THAT CNN!!!! Thinking you could pull a fast one on us using your broadcast to sway followers! *sticks tongue out* The twitterverse prevailed!!!

Now I'm tired and want Ice Tea but my mom is being a meanie and telling me no, since I can't drive I'm stuck :( BOOO On driving laws!

Peace out talk soon!

Wordless Wednesday

I cannot get this blasted song out of my freaking head. I heard it once on San Remo tonight and since then I want to pull my hair out, it's like a broken record repeating it's self over and over again. AGGGHHHH! HELP!



Dang you povia and your catchy song.

Quite Possibly the biggest day ever...

Tomorrow is the final Derby della Madonnina of the 08/09 season. For those of you who don't know what the Derby della Madonnina is it's my favorite soccer team, AC Milan last chance at remaining in the italian soccer leagues title race. They will be playing their city rival, I spit at them, Inter. I haven't been this emotionally confused since the Kakagate (I really love that word) of January 2009. What a horrible few days that was, but I've already touched on that a few times so I will no longer bring it up.











I'm showing where my loyalty lies and clearly that with the red and black.

Yesterday at school while trying to avoid listening to the virtual teacher lecture about geometry I started chatting with one of then actual teacher in the classroom. I'm not particularly fond of this one but hey anything to break free from that virtual pain in butt. She comes up with the smart line "Well we don't want you hate geometry, so if you need a break switch classes for a bit." I laugh and reply, "to late that class is like my personal boogie man, I hate it and I hate math all together."

I think I might have offended her just a tad, you know being that she is a math teacher. Ahh, hell another reason for her to hate me; well at least I still have Shawn to annoy. I am utterly embarrassed that I had to log onto the schools website to find out what the correct spelling of his name is. Even after all those enthralling conversations we've had about GH and GHI.

I figure with how fast I'm working I should be done with that stupid class within the next few days, to bad we have vacation this week. I think this is the only time I've actually wished for school to not be closed. In part because my dad has been a real pest lately and also because I could be using this valuable time, that I'll be spending doing nothing finishing that stupid class. It's like a never ending damn circle, or my mom trying to make her way around a round a bout which is also like a never ending circle. I swear I hope she never has to navigate one of those without me, because she'd probably continue driving around and around and around, until someone showed her how to get off.

All this talk about geometry and driving in a circle is making me tired, or it could be the fact that it's 1:51 here. Anyways I've got my yellow submarines on tomorrow at 11:00 so it's time for me to get the hell out.

Peace out

Ha! Ha! Ha!

This has got to be the best thing I have ever had the pleasure of reading:

"The UEFA chief has stuck the boot into English football once more, declaring that the Citizens could be axed from European competition if they keep launching mega-money bids for the world's top players..."

Now I'll get onto the reason why that above quote makes me happier than a pig in mud. Over the past month, in the real footballing world there was a transfer window. During said transfer window Manchester City, decided to send all of AC Milan's fans into a tizzy by offering a record transfer fee for this guy:

His name? His name is Ricardo Izecson Dos Santos Leite; otherwise know as Ricky Kaka or just plain Kaka. You see what City didn't take into account was the fans love for our beloved Ricky.

In the end after a few very tense and sleepless nights on my end, City were told to take a long walk off a short pier and that our Bambino D'Oro would be staying where he belongs. That is the reason that I am getting so much joy out of the above quote.

What did they think that they would be able to waltz into Milan and take him, without any repercussions? Well boy were they wrong. The news of his possible departure sent everyone into hysteria and the fans organized protest and banners and sang to the guy for hours underneath his window, to the point that they scared his precious 7-month-old son.It makes me happy because out of this whole thing not only did they not get rickito mio, but now they could possibly be kicked out of European competition.

Karma's a bitch baby!

Thanks A Freaking Lot Davide Di Gennaro

Davide Di Gennaro, a previous Milan baby, scored Reggina's loan goal a mere hour or so ago. I hope they took notice how productive our babies can be and are kicking themselves in the culo (butt) for letting him go on a co-ownership deal. He makes me want to cry, with pride and in agonny. I wonder what the sensation is for him knowing that he scored not only against the club that he came up the ranks with, but that he possibly ended our Scudetto dreams. It also doesn't help me at all that he's da*n hot. Dang it Di Gennaro why do you have to toy with me like that?

I now have to turn my attention from hoping that Milan would have won today, to hoping that Juve fall on their butts tomorrow; when they travel to play Catania. At least we managed a point, which is pretty sad considering we were playing at home.

I hope my Villarreal boys tomorrow don't disappoint me as much tomorrow.

Oh and GOOOOO URUGUAY U-20!!!!!!!! They are playing Venezuela tomorrow and I have a little Uruguayan that I hold near and dear to me

Sicky Sick

I'm sure that from the title alone you can conquer that I am ill. I have been very lucky as of late, since finding out that I'm allergic to everything under the sun, that I haven't gotten sick. But this time I just couldn't stand up to it, and it took me down hard. Luckily, I just got sick so I didn't have to miss very much school. Gasp! Someone that likes to go to school. Well, no not really but when your dad is as annoying as mine and is home 24/7 without a job you like going to school, just for the sole purpose of getting away from him for a few hours.

Now on to the guy in the picture down below:

















This guy my friends, is The Gennaro Ivan "Rino" Gattuso. Scares the crap out of you don't he? He's a puppy dog really though, he's become Milan's personal cheerleader as of late due to an unfortunate injury. The doctors claim he'll be out for six months he says three. I say the doctors don't know what they are doing, I mean it took 17 years to figure out that I was allergic to the stuff I was eating? Come on now, what'd you do all those years in medical school? Anyways where was I going with this? Oh, yeah Rino mio's injury. This guy has more heart and soul than one could wish to have and I can't wait for him to come back.

There was a qoute by the azzurri (Italian national team) coach about Gattuso and his injury and it goes something like this: "When a player is injured and it takes them a month to return, Gattuso takes fifteen days." That has to be the best quote ever and if you can't see the guys commitment to the sport then you are blind.

Anyways it's late, I'm tired and frankly no one will probably read this...so I'm cutting it short.

How Could They?!?!

Just to clear some things up, I'm not the type of person that likes to write about myself. I love to write but when it comes to putting my life down on paper, or on the Internet it just doesn't flow right. I don't live an extraordinary life, in face my life is really boring. But I promise I'll try to make this interesting for the poor soul that stumbles across this.

First things first after watching Ballando Con Le Stelle (the italian sister of DWTS) for 4 hours last night. 4 HOURS!! I saw one of my favorites voted off. Which has left me more than upset because seriously they didn't deserve to go.

Look at this face! How can you vote him off??



Now on to more pressing matters, like the fact that I finished my Bio class *does happy dance*. If only I could say the same for Geometry, I would be one happy girl *sighs*. Anyways the one and only thing that was good about today was the fact that I got a 90% on my Bio final! Praise the lawhd!! Now I don't have to take anymore science classes, if I don't want to. As soon as I finish that class that is the bane of my existence, the one that has been haunting me since last year, I won't need any more math either.

Battles with Geometry

This week was the start of a new semester, and with the start of a new semester comes new classes. But when you've been trying to get a da*n class done for a year and half, you do tend to get a little frustrated. It's not that its hard its just really boring, especially when you're sitting on the computer for four hours listening to a self-proclaimed aficionado. At one point, I don't know if she spent to much time in the tanning bed, but during the lecture she was bright red. When someone tends to burn that easily they use sun screen, but this lady she looked like she used cooking oil and put her face against a hot grill. I fear that if I don't get this class done soon I will be stuck there forever and I don't want that. I just need this math credit, plus a few others, and then I can hit the warm sandy beaches of Trappeto, Sicily.

I am contemplating signing up for online courses and doing it while in Sicily. My mom isn't to fond of the idea because she doesn't think I will be able to be away from home for to long. But dang it I'm going to be 19 when I graduate and I am ready to be pushed out of the nest! Usually its the mama bird pushing the baby bird out, in my case I'm trying to jump out but my mom is holding on to my ankles pulling me back in.

Anyways it's late and I've got one more day at H E double hockey sticks...as my teacher says peace out boy scout...and then when I kindly remind him that I'm female...and was never in scouts...he says I'm a kill joy.